An AI marketing employee who works by text.
Free for 14 days, then A$79 a month.
Frankie reads what you have already posted, watches what is happening where you are, and turns up every day with the work already done.
Severe storm warning · 17:58
coastplumbing
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coastplumbing Front hits Sydney about 6 tonight. Two minutes now saves you a wet laundry at 11: clear the leaves off the gutter mouths, and check the drain at the back step is actually running. If it is already backing up, ring us. We are on tonight.
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Booking link attached · posted 2:40pm, before the front
Severe storm warning · 17:58
Bondi Kitchen
Rain from 6. Heater is on, the soup is on, and the good corner table is still free. Open till 4. Come and sit it out with us.
Posted 2:40pm, so it lands before people decide to go home
Term dates · holidays Monday
havenkitchen
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havenkitchen School holidays start Monday. Kids eat free with any adult meal, all fortnight, all day. Yes, all day. We know what the second week is like.
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Severe storm warning · 17:58linkedin · soon
Ridgeway Tax
Storm through Sydney tonight, so tomorrow is a washout for half our clients. If you are a tradie and the site is closed, that is the day to bring the receipts in. We are open 8 to 5. Bring the shoebox, we have seen worse.
Posted 2:40pm, the afternoon before the washout
Local events · festival Saturdaytiktok · soon
@coastplumbing
Food and Wine Festival at Bondi on Saturday. We are not pouring wine. We are on call. If you are running a stall or a kitchen on the strip and something lets go on Saturday, ring us. No weekend rate for local businesses that day.
EOFY · 12 days out
Coast Plumbing
12 days to June 30. If you have been putting off the hot water system on the rental, doing it before the 30th puts it in this year's books. Talk to your accountant, then talk to us. We can be there this week.
Scheduled 7:10am, when tradies check their phones
EOFY · 12 days outlinkedin · soon
Ridgeway Tax
12 days. If your receipts are in a shoebox, that is fine. Bring the shoebox. If they are in a photo roll, that is also fine. Bring the phone. If they are in your head, we should talk today.
Scheduled 6:45am, 12 days out, then again at 3 days
Term dates · holidays Monday
coastplumbing
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coastplumbing School holidays start Monday. That blocked drain is a lot easier to fix on a quiet Thursday than it is with four kids and a full house. Book it this week.
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Judgement, not volume
Knowing which of those a day is turned out to be the hard part. It is also why he can be trusted with your name on your own feed at 6pm on a Tuesday while you are on a job.
Severe storm · tonight
Forecasts and official warnings across five countries. Heatwaves, cold snaps, frost, UV — even the perfect weekend.
Rate decision · Tuesday
Seven central banks, plus CPI, property and fuel. Every number computed from the source, never guessed.
Recall · Fair Trading
Recalls, scam warnings, regulation and local development. Politics, tragedy and gossip are unpostable by code.
Festival · Saturday
Markets, festivals, concerts, road closures — and the events you tell him about yourself.
EOFY · 12 days out
Every commercial date, per country, so it is the right one wherever you are. Plus your own recurring dates.
Video +230% reach · 30d
Your last fifty posts, what each one actually did, and every rule you have ever given him.
Sized, cropped and rewritten for wherever it is going, then published by him. Not a draft in a queue waiting for you to press a button.
Cropped to 4:5, written in your voice, and the hashtags put where they actually belong.
Facebook rewards a bit more detail and a link that works. Same story, different length.
TikTokSoon
Your job photos cut to a 9:16 clip with the hook in the first second, not the tenth.
LinkedInSoon
Same week, straighter tone, no emoji. Written for the room it is going into.
You have never once wanted to write a caption at 9pm. Frankie takes the whole job and hands back the only part you wanted, which is the phone ringing.
Same subject, same business, same job. On the left is what a normal AI image tool hands your competitor. On the right is what goes on your feed.
Any AI image tool
Frankie
The pour · cafe
The joint · plumber
The brow · salon
Flat window light instead of a graded sunset. Hands that have done the job. A bench with marks on it, a cup with a chip in it, a face with freckles. Both columns are generated — one of them looks like it.
The default is a text message
Nothing to learn and nothing to log into on a normal day. One word back approves, changes or stops anything, and a rule said once holds forever.
When you do want the detail there is a full web portal — the plan, the calendar, your media, what each post did, billing. Most weeks you will not open it.
Your pictures, before anything generated
He asks for photos by text, tags them, and reaches for yours first every time. Generated images are the fallback, not the product.
Before he writes a word
Not a tone-of-voice slider. He reads your last fifty posts and builds a one-page brand from what is already there — then every post traces back to it, and he reviews it against the numbers each quarter.
Sentence length. Whether you use emoji, and which. What you call the job, what you call the customer, whether you sign off. Copied, not approximated.
Your colours, your crops, the mix of photo and card and video you already post. Your own job photos come first; generated images are the fallback.
Who you are for, what you are known for, three content pillars. One page, written before anything goes out, reviewed every quarter against what actually worked.
However you already message
He works in the app you already have open. No new login, no third icon on your home screen, nothing to learn.
Where most trades already are. Full-length replies, photos and voice notes both ways.
SMS
No app needed at all. He shortens himself to fit and never sends you a wall of text.
Voice notes, in
Ramble at him from the ute for forty seconds. It is transcribed before he reads it, and it becomes the week’s posts.
Voice notes, out
He can answer in his own voice when your hands are full. The written message always comes too — the voice note is a courtesy on top of it, never instead.
Every Friday, 4pm
What went out, which one did something, what he is changing next week, and anything he held back.
Week’s done. 5 posts out, the storm heads-up did the work again — 14 comments, all answered.
Held one back: it named a price you haven’t given me. Next week I’ll lean harder on the before-and-afters.
Compliance
You are handing your business’s name to something that posts without asking first. These are not settings you have to remember to switch on — they run on every post, every time.
Gate 01
Every post is checked against your services, your suburbs and your prices before it is queued. He will not quote a price, or a discount, you have not given him.
Gate 02
Politics, tragedy and gossip are unpostable — not a setting, a refusal. A storm warning is worth posting; a storm that has hurt someone is not, and he stops.
Gate 03
Rates, CPI, fuel and property figures are computed from the original, never estimated. If he cannot compute it, he does not say it.
Gate 04
Anything he is not certain of is held and flagged rather than sent. You get a one-tap veto on everything queued, with no login needed.
Gate 05
He will not generate a picture of premises your customers have stood in. Your own job photos come first, and a room is asked for rather than imagined.
Gate 06
He does social. Not SEO, not your newsletter, not your invoicing, not your website. If you ask, he says plainly it is not his job.
Pricing
One price, everything switched on from day one. No premium tier, no locked feature, no usage meter, no setup fee.
A$79/month
after your 14 days
Billed in Australian dollars wherever you are. One price in one currency — your bank converts it, we do not mark it up.
Message FrankieWe take your card when you sign up so day 15 is seamless, and we do not charge it for 14 days. Cancel in one click any time inside those 14 days and you will not be charged a cent.
Everything, from day one
Nobody is ever cut off
If the free run ends and you have not paid, you drop to 1 post a week on 1 platform — no video, no premium features — for as long as you like. Everything above is the paid product.
Cancelling
One click in your settings, on your own. No email, no phone call, no retention pitch. Cancel inside the free run and there is no invoice at all.
Why it is not $2,000
Because there is no agency behind it. No account manager, no meetings, no payroll. You are paying for the work, not the overhead.
No. Tools wait for you to think of content. Frankie has a strategy, a schedule and a job description. He does the thinking, the writing, the posting and the reporting. You get a Friday message, not another app to drive.
Everything passes a check against your own business facts before it goes out — your services, your prices, your name, nothing invented. Anything he is unsure about gets held and flagged, not sent. And you get a one-tap veto on everything queued, no login needed.
Yes. You add a card when you sign up and it is not charged for 14 days, so nothing breaks on day 15. Cancel in one click from your billing page any time inside those 14 days and you will not be charged at all.
One click in your settings, on your own. You are never asked to email us, ring us or sit through a retention pitch. Cancel during the free run and there is no invoice. Cancel later and you keep him until the end of the month you have paid for.
Yours. Posts, photos, strategy, the lot. Cancel and keep all of it.
Through the platforms doing the job — your Facebook, your Instagram — and nowhere else. Never into model training.
Fifteen minutes at the start, then photos when he asks (reply to a text) and a veto tap if you ever disagree with a post. That is the whole job on your side.
Because there is no agency. No account manager, no meetings, no payroll behind it. You are paying for the work, not the overhead.
Built by 3MeUp.
The best operator in the area should also be the one people have heard of. Usually they are the one with the least time to say so.
Send him one message and he will write you a post before you have put the phone down. Free for 14 days, cancel in one click, and you keep everything he makes.
Frankie
